| 1 | Office supply stores |
| 2 | Abandoned mines |
| 3 | French Fries |
| 4 | Carbonated cheese beverage |
| 5 | Dog gravy |
| 6 | a-glorshnick |
| 7 | a-greezgak |
| 8 | Glass bottles |
| 9 | Onion chimes |
| 10 | Don't drink soap |
| 11 | Peristaltic pump |
| 12 | Chevron |
| 13 | Consumer watch |
| 14 | Made with "Real Meat" (tm) |
| 15 | Dehydrated water |
| 16 | Alphagators |
| 17 | Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick |
| 18 | Deluxe |
| 19 | Diametrically opposed |
| 20 | High performance liquid chromatography |
| 21 | Pus pocket |
| 22 | One, two, three, a-larry-o |
| 23 | Far out |
| 24 | Topiary |
| 25 | Transparent meat |
| 26 | Saw sharpening service |
| 27 | Toin coss |
| 28 | Pursue the happy |
| 29 | Cherry coke |
| 30 | Raw bacon sandwiches |
| 31 | Onionade |
| 32 | Super Bubba |
| 33 | Gloriosky |
| 34 | Rubber Tarzan |
| 35 | Jiffy Squid |
| 36 | Peter Cottonsvenson |
| 37 | Nattering nabobs of negativism |
| 38 | Used underwear bouquet |
| 39 | People person's people person |
| 40 | Tube top of justice |
| 41 | Fishystix |
| 42 | Snive |
| 43 | Moufang Plane |
| 44 | Toothless Fang |
| 45 | Supergran |
| 46 | Homographs |
| 47 | Rip zip flip clip |
| 48 | Beefs and bouquets |
| 49 | Don Maximo soap |
| 50 | Shundahai |
| 51 | Stratocruiser |
| 52 | What? Sausages? |
| 53 | That's the way the cannon ball bounces |
| 54 | Why it's (name), little (name)-Lou |
| 55 | Yertle |
| 56 | Impossibly thick shaving cream |
| 57 | Multifunction Snapper |
| 58 | Sleep (while waving hand across subject) |
| 59 | Stone cold whore master |
| 60 | Ta-ra-ra boom de ay |
| 61 | Well hush my puppy |
| 62 | soft serve hot dogs |
| 63 | Mc Culley |
| 64 | Tweet tweet, twiddle twiddle |
| 65 | je m'appelle wheaty boy |
| 66 | Bacon sandwiches: the rawer the better |
| 67 | double chop |
| 68 | Beep Beep, Ritchie |
| 69 | Tired of the daily grind |
| 70 | Quick of tongue but slow of wit |
| 71 | Junk entertainment |
| 72 | Time to put the pig in the freezer. |
| 73 | Sky groining |
| 74 | No need to get diarrhea over it! |
